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5. März 2010 um 08:57
Ach, ist das so was von sü??: Unser Bäcker Boris hegt und pflegt die Absicht, wieder ein paar grö??ere Brötchen zu backen, ähnlich unserem Becker Boris.
Setzt man einen gewissen Wahrheitsgehalt dieser Information voraus, so mag letzterer gern sein kleines Söhnchen Amadeus dem Papst vorstellen.
Jaja, ein wenig Promotion für den leicht angeschlagenen Ex- Star kann nix schaden, um sich wieder mal ein wenig in den Medien ins Gerede zu bringen. Man vergisst ihn ja sonst so schnell, den Guten.
Da wird sich der Heilige Vater sicherlich freuen! Mag er doch alle Menschenkinder, nicht nur kleine Jungs wie der eine oder andere seines Gefolges, der nun ins Gerede gekommen ist, egal ob inzwischen verstorben oder suizidgefährdet.
Es ist ja schlie??lich schon ein paar Jährchen her, als da böse Dinge passiert sein sollen. Und ich wundere mich, dass sie erst jetzt ans Tageslicht kommen.
Und dann haben wir aktuell noch Griechenland. Hab ich mich verhört oder hat tatsächlich ein Irgendwer zum Boykott deutscher Waren aufgerufen?
Nun, eine "Betrüger- Familie" -wie ein deutsches Nachrichtenmagazin schrieb- ist das Volk am Peloponnes sicherlich nicht, auch wenn Hosentaschengeschäfte vorbei am Fiskus für viele Hellenen mit Sicherheit zu einer Art Volkssport gehören, ähnlich dem, den der eine oder andere Landsmann in weit grö??erem Umfange nachging, indem er seine unversteuerten Moneten nach Lichtenstein und in die Schweiz verbrachte.
Mag sein, dass das Wort "Selbstanzeige" zum (Un-)Wort des Jahres 2010 gekürt wird.
Jedoch kann ich mir so sehr schwer vorstellen, dass jetzt wieder die Deutschen an der Misspolitik des Landes Schuld sind. Behauptete der Vizeministerpräsident Pangalos doch tatsächlich in einem BBC- Interview, dass die Ursache nicht in der Politik der Regierung liegt sondern jene sei, weil die Nazis seinerzeit das griechische Gold aus der Zentralbank stahlen.
Ich muss gestehen: Das verschlug selbst mir die Sprache.
Mir - dem Papa
nachdenklich
Kommentare (253)
  • Offenbacher schreibt:
    05.03.2010 19:25 (Antwort)
    Bei den Regensburger Domspatzen hat es auch einen Skandal gegeben wo ein Priester einen Jungen unzucht gemacht hat.was soll man dazu sagen
  • HOT schreibt:
    06.03.2010 22:18 (Antwort)

    The translation of this blog - including some remarks to help the non-Europeans to better understand it - can be found here: lynnetessa.de/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115780#p115780
  • luther schreibt:
    07.03.2010 14:52 (Antwort)
    Thanks Papa

    With you here and Tessa on Facebook The spirit stays alive !!!!! grinsen
  • jay schreibt:
    08.03.2010 03:59 (Antwort)
    love videos when you make new ones? keep them coming.
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    13.03.2010 00:44 (Antwort)
    Tessa's on Facebook?
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    13.03.2010 00:52 (Antwort)
    Warten Sie, ich wei?? nicht kümmern Tessa. Ist, dass Sie Lynne? Ich liebe dich Lynne! I love you Lynne! Your so smart.
  • Maka schreibt:
    13.03.2010 09:56 (Antwort)
    Hi Lynn und tessa !

    Can you please translate the blog you right into english !, cause we dont all understand german, and i know you got loads of fan's over the world who would like to read it to !

    XxX from Maka Party
    • HOT schreibt:
      13.03.2010 17:38 (Antwort)
      Maka, you can find links to all the translations of the blogs (beginning with the latest) here: lynnetessa.de/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115781#p115781

      Just click the word "Translation" (always in blue, underscored), this is the link to it.
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    13.03.2010 20:10 (Antwort)
    You can also copy and paste the blog to the Google translator at: translate.google.com/#

    It's far from a perfect translation, but it will give you an idea of what they're talking about.

    Oh, and, I love you Lynne. Ich liebe dich Lynne.
    • HOT schreibt:
      16.03.2010 21:43 (Antwort)
      Yes, it will give you a faint idea of what it is about, but imHo the "handmade" translations (see link above) are a little bit better - at least I hope so... zwinker
      BTW, you don't have to be a member of the forum, everybody can read them.
      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        17.03.2010 01:46 (Antwort)
        Oh Yeah! I totally agree. Computers will never translate like humans. And the translation work is very much appreciated. BTW, who is Mir - dem Papa? I'm new here.
        • HOT schreibt:
          17.03.2010 21:38 (Antwort)
          He is the Papa (father) of Tessa.
          • Fbiman93 schreibt:
            17.03.2010 22:28 (Antwort)
            Ahh. Ok, thanks. Hi Papa of Tessa.

            So, and I know this is an old and dumb question but, where's Lynne?
            • HOT schreibt:
              18.03.2010 15:29 (Antwort)
              She is still alive, studies at the university, but has nothing to do anymore with the "Lynne&Tessa project" or the website. It lasted only one summer... traurig
              • Fbiman93 schreibt:
                18.03.2010 18:50 (Antwort)
                How do you know she's still alive, HOT? And that she's at the university? What university? I'm sure this has all been said before. I just find all of this very bizarre. Why would she want nothing to do with this anymore? I can bring her back. I am Fbiman93. I have powers.
  • Tim schreibt:
    18.03.2010 00:38 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93, rumour has it that about two and a half years ago, she joined the Peace Corps and left her home in Germany for the jungles of Paupa New Guinea. No one has heard from her since.

    Recently though, there have been unconfirmed reports that have begun to filter back to civilization of a certain primative tribe named the Lutherians deep in the jungle that worships a dimpled goddess. There may be a connection, but nobody knows for sure. glücklich
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      18.03.2010 18:55 (Antwort)
      Let me guess. You got that in an email.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      19.03.2010 05:27 (Antwort)
      I do like the story though. I can see it now- Lynne and Bear Grylls with machetes in hand, slashing their way through the jungles of Papua New Guinea. After years of soul searching, learning the local Languages: Hiri Motu and Melanesian Pidgin, her pet cuscus "Jub-Jub" resting on her shoulders, an empty felling sets in and a tear rolls down her cheek. This life has not provided her with the joy, satisfaction, and fulfillment she expected. She finally now realizes the only time in her life she was really happy was when she was making videos with Tessa. She begins to weep. Thoughts race though her mind- "Will Tessa allow me to be her friend again?" "Will they all take me back into their harts?" (I know I will) Lynne boards the next cargo plane to Germany to find out.
    • HOT schreibt:
      19.03.2010 15:05 (Antwort)
      Tim, absolutely fantastic! Super-LOL!!! lachen lachen lachen
      But your story is also great, fbi! We should make a movie about it...
      BTW, why don't you join us in the forum?
      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        19.03.2010 22:38 (Antwort)
        Who do you want to join the forum?
    • HOT schreibt:
      19.03.2010 16:20 (Antwort)
      "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Lynne sleeps tonight..." grinsen
  • Tim schreibt:
    19.03.2010 20:58 (Antwort)
    Come on HOT! You know as well as I do that Lynne never sleeps. Like Chuck Norris she just waits! Oh and there is no such thing as "finding her". If she sees fit to make contact, she will find YOU!

    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      19.03.2010 22:53 (Antwort)
      Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Lynne while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
      Lynne has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
      Lynne is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
      Lynne roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
      Lynne counted to infinity - twice.

      And, BTW...I love you Lynne!
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      19.03.2010 23:25 (Antwort)
      And I can to find Lynne. Watch -

      Will you marry me Lynne?
      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        19.03.2010 23:29 (Antwort)
        She just emailed me - "Ja!"
  • Luther schreibt:
    20.03.2010 02:50 (Antwort)
    Be sure and invite me to the wedding!!!! grinsen grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      20.03.2010 03:08 (Antwort)
      Sure! zwinker BTW "Get Down" will be our wedding song. We're going to reenact the old Lynne & Tessa video. verliebt
      • Tim schreibt:
        20.03.2010 03:15 (Antwort)
        Well, just make sure the wedding cake is devilsfood, because after all, she has said herself that she is "evil inside"!
      • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
        20.03.2010 04:03 (Antwort)
        I Love You Lynne! Where Are You?? I Agree With "Get Down" As A Wedding Song.. cool
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          20.03.2010 04:05 (Antwort)
          suzukirider1221 you can come too. You just can't kiss the bride.
          • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
            20.03.2010 04:20 (Antwort)
            But I Wanna Kiss Lynne! Hey FBI, You Think Lynne Works At Starbucks? LOL!
            • Fbiman93 schreibt:
              20.03.2010 04:32 (Antwort)
              She will after she marries me. (if she wants to of course)I love their coffee.
              • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
                20.03.2010 04:34 (Antwort)
                Ya Maybe We'll See Her Tomorrow When You Get Your Redeye. zwinker
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    20.03.2010 04:03 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93 is the antidote for evil.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      20.03.2010 04:24 (Antwort)
      Fbiman93 sees the true beauty and good in her. The real Lynne that no one has cared to truly appreciate. umarmen
  • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
    20.03.2010 04:52 (Antwort)
    \"Your The One For Me, Your My Ecstasy ( umarmen ), Your The One I Need!\" verliebt
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    20.03.2010 19:22 (Antwort)
    I'm confused,suzu when you said your the one for me, you're my ecstasy, by saying that did you mean you liked fbiman? Hi Luther,HOT and Tim. Will suzu and fbi join the forum? I must warn suzu and fbi that i'm the only sane one there. lachen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      20.03.2010 23:12 (Antwort)
      Is that your way of saying to you want to be invited to the "Fbiman93 & Lynne" wedding too usa-guy? Well alright, but this list is getting long.
  • U-Lee,. schreibt:
    21.03.2010 03:44 (Antwort)
    This is great.. I sure miss a lot here..
    I know. Shame on me.. traurig

    Words from across the pond. cool cool
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    21.03.2010 04:03 (Antwort)
    Looks like I'm going to have to buy a lot of invitations.
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    21.03.2010 22:24 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93 thanks for the invite. I suppose you know all about wedding etiquette, if not i'll let you know about this one. After you marry Lynne and you're walking back down the jungle path you have to give her away to someone for her wedding night and the honeymoon. The reason for this is because it's a test of love. If she goes back to you afterwards that shows she loves you, if not well, what can i say. I think i can help you decide which one of us you should give her to. HOT likes to abuse alcohol, Luther likes to abuse skateboarders, U-Lee has so many women now he does'nt know which way to turn, and Tim is a nice guy but he is in love with his Giants ( baseball team ), so me being the sane one and a good looking guy i might add might be the only one you can trust with Lynne. Well Fbi i hope this will help you when you have to make that big decision. puh!
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      22.03.2010 01:05 (Antwort)
      "Wedding etiquette" hu? Come on buddy. You need to come with a better line than that. Try these:

      Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
      You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
      Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
      I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
      Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

      Sorry, usa-guy, but Lynne and I aren't into that kind of thing. Don't worry, I know one day you'll find that special someone. I know I sure did. verliebt
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    22.03.2010 04:09 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93 you forgot this one.
    I must have died and gone to Heaven,
    because i just seen an Angel walk by.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      22.03.2010 04:17 (Antwort)
      Lynne really loves that one. grinsen
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    22.03.2010 06:19 (Antwort)
    Gets the girls all the time. cool
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      22.03.2010 22:05 (Antwort)
      I only need one. glücklich
  • William schreibt:
    23.03.2010 03:33 (Antwort)
    I Do Not Like Fbiman93, I Was Quoting One Of Lynne And Tessa's Songs.. I Didnt Know I Was Replying To That His Post. But Thanks For The Invite To The Forum, Ill Think About It. Apparently There's Not Many Sane People On Here. Lol
    • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
      23.03.2010 03:45 (Antwort)
      Uh, Btw.. That Was My Post, My Name Is Suzukirider1221. Not William, Just Ignore That. puh!
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      23.03.2010 03:45 (Antwort)
      I don't care if you like me or not "William." Lynne loves me!
      • suzukirider1221 schreibt:
        23.03.2010 03:49 (Antwort)
        Yes, I Believe She Does. You Two Are Perfect For Each Other..
  • Suzukirider1221 schreibt:
    23.03.2010 04:01 (Antwort)
    I Need A Video With Just Lynne! verliebt
  • U-Lee schreibt:
    23.03.2010 04:34 (Antwort)
    Guy is alway making sure that everyone must pass some type of a test.. grinsen

    He just like to be sure that you can handled anything.

    But watch out for that bottle of Bud lite..

    Words from across the pond.. cool
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    23.03.2010 05:35 (Antwort)
    Suzukirider1221 i think i have the answer for the video with just Lynne. When the videos play take a piece of paper and hold it up to the screen to block out Tessa.grinsen Why not try to make the video 3-D so that way Lynne will jump out at you.cool Get on your bike and take a ride over to the forum, it's fun, free, crazy and Luther is the only one there who takes off his clothes.lachenI think he does that just for HOT. They might have something going on between them.verliebt
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      23.03.2010 12:13 (Antwort)
      That's no problem for me. When I watch the videos, all I ever see is Lynne - Wait....No matter what I look at all I see is Lynne! überrascht
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    23.03.2010 14:26 (Antwort)
    I have not joined the Church of Lynne, I'm not Lutheran, and I don't talk to myself. Right, Fbima93? Right! Seriously, Suzukirider1221 is not me! I also don't want to turn into that creepy Russian guy that made a video with weird rock music and lighting candles to bring back Lynne and Tessa. Weirdo! verwirrt I'm just here for Lynne. She'll come back. You'll see. I'm sure that have the internet at "the university." BTW, I'm not mad, I'm just kidding around. zwinker
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      23.03.2010 17:41 (Antwort)
      * that they have the internet at "the university."
  • Tim schreibt:
    24.03.2010 23:31 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93, I think you may want to think about saying something nice about Tessa now. I mean all of this gushing and pining after Lynne with no mention at all about Tessa may kind of hurt her feelings. After all, if Tessa hadn't been around there would never have been any videos in the first place, and she was the one who convinced Lynne to put the videos they had made online, just so ya know. Not to mention the fact that this website exists only through the efforts of Tessa and her family, so everyone who has spent any time here at all owes them at least a small thank you. Tessa has been the one who has kept up at least some communication with L&T's fans for all this time. Lynne, for reasons that she has decided to keep private, has steadfastly refused to have any contact with anyone regarding anything to do with the L&T phenomenon for a long, long time. Almost three years now. And that's ok. She should have the right to live her life any way she sees fit.

    So all I am really saying is that because this place belongs to Tessa, the polite thing to do would be to show her a little love and respect too. glücklich
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      25.03.2010 00:43 (Antwort)
      Awww traurig ....You got me. I??m a softy at heart. And I hate hurting peoples feelings or making them feel unappreciated. You're great Tessa and Papa too. Thanks for keeping this website going and having your videos still available. On youtube the videos are still playing, and people are still loving them till this day. They comment on them almost everyday. Everyone I show your videos to loves them. I still don't think enough people have seen them. I hope you are living a happy and meaningful life and continue to. I said earlier in my story about Lynne "She finally now realizes the only time in her life she was really happy was when she was making videos with Tessa." Maybe someday there will be a reunion. Well, anyway, You take care.

      I love you Tessa! grinsen
  • Der Oberlehrer schreibt:
    25.03.2010 05:29 (Antwort)
    Sehr interessant, wie sich Themen verselbständigen können.
    Leider nicht mein Ding.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      25.03.2010 05:54 (Antwort)
      That is just what I wanted you to say.

      Hallo Der Oberlehrer! glücklich
      • HOT schreibt:
        26.03.2010 17:40 (Antwort)
        By the way, have you ever considered becoming a member in the forum, so you can also write, not only read there? Same question goes to Suzuki.
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          26.03.2010 20:25 (Antwort)
          I've already tried. It won't let me register: "Creating a new account is currently not possible." I don't think it's really my thing though. Will it help me in my pursuit for Lynne? verliebt
          • HOT schreibt:
            27.03.2010 00:39 (Antwort)
            You are right, registering is deactivated at the moment. I will contact a few people who perhaps could help...
            • Fbiman93 schreibt:
              27.03.2010 01:05 (Antwort)
              Could you contact Lynne for me? zwinker lachen
              • HOT schreibt:
                27.03.2010 03:15 (Antwort)
                If I could - I surely would! grinsen
                • Fbiman93 schreibt:
                  27.03.2010 04:00 (Antwort)
                  Well, Thanks!

                  But don't worry. Lynne will return. Like I said before. I'm Fbiman93. I have powers. Things are in motion behind the scenes. Lynne will return. She will.

                  (I hope that doesn't sound creepy.) glücklich
  • Suzuki schreibt:
    27.03.2010 04:25 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93's powers are beyond our comprehension. The forums would be fun, if it was rated PG. Its kinda weird going through and reading some of the stuff you guys post. Maybe a Lynne only forum.. That im interested in. I suggest making a Topic all about Fbiman93's love for Lynne. It would be very humorous. lachen (oh and hopefully it stays PG rated. lol)
    • HOT schreibt:
      27.03.2010 16:35 (Antwort)
      No problem, you are both welcome to the forum, I have already mailed the persons who have the power to re-enable the registration.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      27.03.2010 20:24 (Antwort)
      Hmm...Maybe that's not a bad idea. I could post the "Lynne and Fbiman93" wedding pictures there.
      • HOT schreibt:
        29.03.2010 17:43 (Antwort)
        That would be great! Better a video, a close up of the scene after you are told, "You may kiss the bride now" I want to be the Best Man! grinsen
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    30.03.2010 03:43 (Antwort)
    Man HOT, I didn't know you were so into weddings. Well, okay, I'll post the video of the wedding. But I think you and I will just fade into the background of that shot. No one can compete with Lynne's beauty. verliebt
    • HOT schreibt:
      30.03.2010 15:30 (Antwort)
      Wait until you see me... Augenaufschlag
  • Luther schreibt:
    30.03.2010 20:51 (Antwort)
    Ani says there is enough spam on the Forum already -
    she thinks Fibman would just make things worse....
    Sorry guys..... grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      30.03.2010 21:59 (Antwort)
      lachen LOL! No worries.zwinker I can understand. I talk a lot. And like Suzuki, I'm more of a "rated PG" guy myself anyway. (no offense to you guys) I'll try not to talk too much on the blog. You'll all hear from me from time to time.
      Oh...And of course you're all still invited to the "Lynne and Fbiman93" wedding! grinsen
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    31.03.2010 04:58 (Antwort)
    What does PG stand for, Pig Grunts? Luther likes to talk about pigs so maybe Fbi and Luther can become the best of friends. lachen
  • Offebache schreibt:
    31.03.2010 14:28 (Antwort)
    Heureka,ich habs gefundengrinsenie beiden deutschen Zuschriften!Bitte den Blog in englisch schreiben.Vielleicht gibts dann mehr deutsche Antworten.Und bitte im Blog mehr Schwachsinn schreiben.Vielleicht werden dann die Comments klüger.
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    01.04.2010 20:48 (Antwort)
    Who peed in his cheerios?
  • Luther schreibt:
    01.04.2010 23:38 (Antwort)
    I think Ani peed in his cereal.....Backoff probably liked it.....

    Hey Backoff!!! If you want more clever comments - Why
    not make some?? Zunge
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    03.04.2010 19:28 (Antwort)
    Arguing on the internet is like running at the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
  • Suzuki schreibt:
    06.04.2010 04:29 (Antwort)
    Where is everyone? Im lonely.. Sad Face
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      06.04.2010 05:10 (Antwort)
      Don't worry I'm here. grinsen And soon...Lynne will be here too. verliebt

      I still love you Lynne!!!
      • HOT schreibt:
        06.04.2010 17:37 (Antwort)
        You do? Really?! Wow, what latebreaking news! grinsen
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          07.04.2010 04:10 (Antwort)
          You think you're really funny don't you.
  • Suzuki schreibt:
    07.04.2010 04:37 (Antwort)
    No I think im funny.. "What did the chicken say to the cat who was about to cross the road?... 'Dont do it! You'll never hear the end of it.." lmao.. I made a funny! lachen
  • Frankfurter schreibt:
    07.04.2010 20:46 (Antwort)
    schreibt mal bitte einen neuen eintrag grinsen
  • HOT schreibt:
    09.04.2010 00:19 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93, get ready to book a flight to Germany! Tessa will go to Munich for 6 months. And she will have a farewell-party in Frankfurt, you are invited! Read more here: lynnetessa.de/forum/viewtopic.php?p=116111#p116111
    • HOT schreibt:
      09.04.2010 00:23 (Antwort)
      Add h t t p : / / (without spaces) before lynnetessa.de You will find a working link in the 'List of translated blogs' in the forum. (Question&Answers)
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      09.04.2010 01:21 (Antwort)
      I need to check with the Director (of the FBI) and see if I can get a field operation in Germany soon. Any cyber crimes going on out there? I don't think I'm into the kind of stuff Tessa is into though. I'm not a partier. I read the post. I hope her new life works out for her. Maybe you guys can turn the party into a "Lynne & Tessa Reunion Party!" I doubt that will happen though. Wishful thinking.

      Oh, and this just in:
      "Fbiman93 loves Lynne!" grinsen
      • HOT schreibt:
        09.04.2010 04:21 (Antwort)
        Lots of cyber crimes! But I think, if anyone knows where Lynne is, then it must be Tessa! So better visit her farewell party...
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          09.04.2010 05:49 (Antwort)
          Tessa knows where Lynne is!!!! überrascht Why hasn't anyone asked her before? Am I breaking new ground here? Will there be a terrorist or an arms dealer at the party that I can spy on so I can write the trip off as a business expense? cool
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    09.04.2010 07:35 (Antwort)
    Hey Fbiman93 where did you get the number 93 from? Was that from the show Get Smart? Ok back to why i started this message. Over on Facebook Tessa and i have this thing going between us and she said that Lynne will be at her party on Friday night. So if you love her the way you claim too then you better hop on a plane first thing after reading this. The other guys know all about me and Tessa so this is on the up and up. Don't forget if you live in the U.S. your time could be 5-10 hours different. Aloha cool
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      09.04.2010 12:39 (Antwort)
      1993 (and '94) was a good year for music, so that's where I got the number. So you and Tessa have a "thing" going, and Lynne is going to be there? Well if you knew anything about the "thing" Lynne and I have going you'd know distance means nothing to us. I could be on Pluto and it would be as if I were right next to her. Any way, The Bureau considers it treason if you leave an assignment without 24 hours notice, and I don't need another Jason Bourne situation like I had last year. I'm no good to Lynne dead. Well if any of you see her you can tell her I said, "Hi." And that I hope her life is going well. I'd talk more but I dodging bullets right now.
      • HOT schreibt:
        09.04.2010 14:57 (Antwort)
        I hope, none of the bullets will hit you! You seem to live an adventurous life... grinsen
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          09.04.2010 20:57 (Antwort)
          Thanks! I made it out okay. Well, you know how it is for an FBI agent. One day you're getting shot at. The next day you're hacking into the laptop of some drug dealer trying to find all of his contacts. Then you spend a month in Brooklyn living on Dunkin' Donuts on a stakeout in front of the house of some mob boss waiting for "something" to happen. Then you have to drop everything and catch a red-eye flight to Uzbekistan to track down a former KGB agent who they think is now a CIA operative who's planning on assassinating a suspected member of Al Qaeda who's former roommate played in Grand Funk Railroad. At the end of the day it's sometimes hard to tell the good guys from the bad, or know whether or not you playing for the right team. But then you sit back, make yourself a Grey Goose Martini (with one olive), watch Lynne & Tessa's "Bring It All Back" video, and know that the world is safe. For now...
          • HOT schreibt:
            09.04.2010 23:27 (Antwort)
            Do the nurses look good, who serve your meal every noon in your padded cell? lachen
            • Fbiman93 schreibt:
              10.04.2010 00:59 (Antwort)
              That was pretty good. lachen

              You're just jealous, because Lynne serves me my noon meal, while I'm flying aboard Air Force One. Zunge
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    10.04.2010 06:28 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93, you're flying alright but not on AF1. verwirrt
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      10.04.2010 12:33 (Antwort)
      So, usa-guy, was Lynne at the party or not? You're the one that has the "thing" going with Tessa. Zunge
  • HOT schreibt:
    10.04.2010 15:48 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93, just think for a moment: This guy calls himself "usa-guy" and is certain that you were not in the AF1. How is that possible? Because HE was in it! And what does "usa-guy" mean? He is THE usa-guy, flying with the AF1, which clearly means he can only be one: THE PRESIDENT!
    • HOT schreibt:
      10.04.2010 15:54 (Antwort)
      ...and, when in private, he calls Tessa "Monica" - she will be in an internship for the next 6 month far from home, now guess where that will be, I give you the first letter: W
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    10.04.2010 21:13 (Antwort)
    I'm not "Fbiman93" for nothing. He fell right in to my trap to gain the intelligence I needed. All too easy. cool I learned that little interrogation tactic in Nigeria.
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    12.04.2010 06:24 (Antwort)
    Good one HOT, Fbiman93 fell for our scheme, hook, line, and sinker. Now he told us what he was up too. I think we can sell that guy a bag of pet rocks. lachen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      12.04.2010 12:04 (Antwort)
      Wait, where did I just hear that? Oh yeah, I was from me, in the post right above yours. And I would love to buy your rocks, but I spent all my money on a $20000 last minute flight to Frankfurt on a Concorde. Just to get rejected at the door of Tessa's party. traurig
      • HOT schreibt:
        12.04.2010 15:58 (Antwort)
        You couldn't even sneak in a half-public party? YouFor an FBI agent you don't seem to be be highly skilled ...
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          13.04.2010 03:29 (Antwort)
          You know I can't abuse my authority like that! That would go against everything I stand for! Have you no sense of decency? And to think I'm risking my life for people like you. You make me sick. wütend
          • Fbiman93 schreibt:
            13.04.2010 03:59 (Antwort)
            I hope that didn't sound too harsh. I couldn't seriously be mad at you HOT. grinsen
            • HOT schreibt:
              13.04.2010 15:09 (Antwort)
              I am a close friend to Edgar Hoover, I think I will have a word with him...
              • Fbiman93 schreibt:
                14.04.2010 05:37 (Antwort)
                Because I like you, I won't draw attention to the fact that you're admitting you are close friends with a known cross dresser. verwirrt
  • luther schreibt:
    15.04.2010 02:05 (Antwort)
    Hmmmmm A dead cross dresser at that!!! lachen lachen

    Listen FBIman - if your skills are as good as you claim -
    send me a private message - I have a mission for you....
    I think I can help you track someone down..... cool zwinker
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      15.04.2010 05:50 (Antwort)
      If by send you a private message, you mean illegally hack into the forum with the administrator's account, I will have to refer you to the reply I gave to HOT a little while ago. Unless of course you can give me justifiable probable cause. For example, if the person you're going to help me track down is Osama bin Laden, then that might work. However, you have to be careful when doing that. You might end up in front of a congressional hearing. Let me tell you, those can be quite a headache. Tick off the wrong person and you'll be monitoring a radar tower in a Alaska for the rest of your career. besorgt
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    15.04.2010 06:15 (Antwort)
    Hey 93 don't blow your chance, this could be about Lynne. Now you're not going to turn down something like that, are you? Just knock on the door of the forum, give the password and you're in. Send Luther a PM to let him know you're there. Not too big of a job for you, is it? You're on your own on this one. Treat it like a big case. It should be just like a walk in the park. But to you, who knows? puh!
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      15.04.2010 06:37 (Antwort)
      I would have some mean things to say, but my superiors continuously advise me to refrain from speaking disrespectfully of the Commander in Chief. Believe me, it's not always easy.
      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        15.04.2010 06:39 (Antwort)
        Oh, and BTW. I love you Lynne! verliebt
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    16.04.2010 06:05 (Antwort)
    Love means one would do anything for the other. Agent 93 does'nt want to take the time to find Lynne. Where is the love in that? HOT, this guy is like some streets in Chicago"one way." I think he wants Lynne to find him. Lynne is a lady, she does'nt have to chase her men. I think she has your number and it's lower then 1. lachen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      17.04.2010 00:24 (Antwort)
      After having to arrest hundreds, if not thousands, of stalkers and kidnappers who let their "love" go way too far, you learn the dangers of not letting girls have their space. Lynne has a brain. She has free will. She has the right to decide for herself what she wants to do. Besides, what part of "I'm Fbiman93. I have powers." do you not understand? She'll come back. You'll see.zwinker

      Oh, and BTW. Usa-guy, what do you have against Chicago?
      Also, I think Lynne has you number. It's higher than 1, but lower than three. Zunge
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    18.04.2010 04:41 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93 is that where your main office is out of, Chicago, or do you live there? You keep saying she'll be back, but when? How do you know this? You can't even find her. First place you might want to look is Germany, maybe even at school. Do you want her home address? No, that stuff would make everything too easy. Well enjoy the hunt, or more like a treasure hunt. cool
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      18.04.2010 05:53 (Antwort)
      Well, I appreciate your help. And you are right, Lynne is a treasure. glücklich But the info I've been getting is very vague. What "school" in Germany? Where is "the university" that HOT is talking about? Was Lynne really at the party? Did any of you guys actually go to the party? How do we know she's even still breathing? What is the meaning to life? Why is the word abbreviation so long? If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?
      Oops - Sorry, I got a little carried away there. rot
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    18.04.2010 07:42 (Antwort)
    93 now you know we can't just tell you the answers to all your questions. If we print it here everybody could read it. It might be better if it was given in a private message, don't you think? Wait until you see the pic of your dreamboat. If you thought she was hot before, wow i'm burning my fingers on these keys just thinking about it. Tessa was having a good time too. Btw. don't worry they were both breathing and so was everybody else around by them, some even more so. lachen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      18.04.2010 14:15 (Antwort)
      Okay, I'll bite. Here's my email: EmailBut please no spam and no porn, seriously.
      • P schreibt:
        19.04.2010 03:59 (Antwort)
        Hmm, I suspect usa-guy and luther were hoping to be impressed with a genuine fbi.gov email address, but I suppose a G-mail account makes a certain amount of sense for a G-man...
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          19.04.2010 04:19 (Antwort)
          Do you honestly think a Special agent would post his government issued email address on an internet forum? The IT guys at the Bureau get a little "peeved" (as they would say) when their severs get bogged down with viruses and spam. I tell ya, they can be such whiners.
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    19.04.2010 03:40 (Antwort)
    93 i talked it over with some of the guys and they thought it best not to say or release anything at this time. You are still new to us so i can see where they are coming from. This kind of info we would keep to ourselves because we know one another but you are new and we really don't know much about you because you might be someone that would put this all over the internet and the girls are not in favor of things like that. If there were pics involved you might even want to sell them to make a profit for all the work you had to do to get them. So for now we'll leave it at that, but as time goes by we should be able to get a better read about you. You do by the way you write give us the feeling that you live in the USA. cool zwinker
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      19.04.2010 04:30 (Antwort)
      No problem. zwinker I'm a little paranoid when it comes to sharing info with people I don't know over the internet myself. You don't know who I am and I don't know you are. We're having fun though. I think you guys are alright. grinsen
      BTW, would living in the US be a good thing?
      • HOT schreibt:
        19.04.2010 14:14 (Antwort)
        Well, it depends which side are you on! zwinker(BTW reminds me of an old song...)
  • luther schreibt:
    19.04.2010 23:48 (Antwort)
    Just checking in to make sure all is well.... grinsen

    I see you guys are giving Fibman the proper L&T welcome.

    HOT - Why won't you let him join us in the Forum???

    Surely You are a moderator by now..... lachen lachen lachen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      20.04.2010 00:55 (Antwort)
      I didn't know I was in for a hazing. besorgt
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    • HOT schreibt:
      20.04.2010 14:55 (Antwort)
      What report? What journey? verwirrt You're writing in riddles...
      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        20.04.2010 17:34 (Antwort)
        I was thinking the same thing. I thought maybe it was some old Lynne & Tessa inside thing I wasn't in on. Maybe the report is what we've been talking about this whole time, and the journey is going to be his trip to the "Lynne & Fbiman93 Wedding." And maybe the fact that the site is useful to him means he's a Chinese spy and I need to crack open my old FBI issued cryptography book and scan this site for hidden messages.

        Or maybe we've just enter The Twilight Zone. besorgt
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    20.04.2010 17:54 (Antwort)
    Fbiman93 you asked if living in the U.S. would be a good thing. Because of the ages of the guys in the forum living period, is a miracle. It's not where you live, but if one still is. grinsen You said you're a little paranoid, no problem over here we don't care if you are little or big. As far as the paranoid thing goes we don't care what nationality you are either. umarmen We do the hazing thing too for the new guys. We form a line and as you move down the line we spank you with a paddle or i should say some of us do, Luther and HOT they like to use their bare hand. It gives them a good feeling i guess. zwinker Well we're still in the process of getting our paperwork together so hang ( figure of speech ) in there.
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      20.04.2010 19:20 (Antwort)
      I didn't know I was joining The Stonecutters.
  • luther schreibt:
    20.04.2010 22:15 (Antwort)
    We disbanded The Stonecutters - it is now "The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers"..... lachen lachen lachen

    Only an American will get that joke.... cool

    Unless "Stonecutter" was some kind of clever clue... Augenbraue grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      21.04.2010 01:12 (Antwort)
      What are you talking about? They have The Simpsons out here in North Korea. zwinker

      No, no - Wait! It's a very clever clue. Yeah, that's it. The eagle has landed. The Pig is in the poke. QRN, QRC, QRF, ZBK2, ZBK.

      Now Luther, step outside your residence. You will find a jogger. Stop and ask him, "Has a rhinoceros has landed on you lately?" After that you will receive further instructions. cool

      Agent 93 out.
  • luther schreibt:
    21.04.2010 01:47 (Antwort)
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    The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.

    Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. ??What happened??? asks the FBI agent.

    ??Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks?? I had to kill her with the chair.??
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      21.04.2010 02:20 (Antwort)
      Here I am offering you an opportunity into the spy world, and you're playing around on the internet cutting and pasting jokes! verwirrt That jogger (your contact) has been circling your block now for 2 hours, and he's starting to get tired. (though frankly, agent 37 could use the exercise) I'll need to make some phone calls to see when I can get you another in.
      • HOT schreibt:
        21.04.2010 15:55 (Antwort)
        Phone calls - in English or in Czech?
        • Fbiman93 schreibt:
          21.04.2010 16:37 (Antwort)
          Pig Latin.
  • luther schreibt:
    21.04.2010 21:45 (Antwort)
    I was kind of reluctant to contact some 300 lb guy huffing and sweating and wearing a "I luv the FBI" T -shirt....since he had Dudley Do-right chasing him
    on horseback I figured it was best to wait.... grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      21.04.2010 23:13 (Antwort)
      Yeah. Lets just say Agent 37 could work on being a little more discreet. However, when you need a door ripped off the hinges while you're trying to escape from a cocaine factory in the jungle-clad mountains of the Sierra Nevada, Colombia, he's the guy you want on your team.
      Luther, I talked things over with The Director, and he's not upset. He says we might have another assignment for you in a couple of days to a week. So brush up on your Arabic. And it wouldn't hurt to watch a few episodes of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. cool
  • luther schreibt:
    22.04.2010 01:45 (Antwort)
    Sorry I didn't hear you - I was under the cone of silence....Sorry about that chief....
    Well, 99, we are what we are. I'm a secret agent, trained to be cold vicious and savage. . . . You don't
    mind if I call you 99 do you ??? It's USA-guys age....

    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      22.04.2010 02:34 (Antwort)
      I'm not the chief, I'm just an agent, probee. And we all know the cone of silence never worked. Although, with the attention spans of most of the inters they send me around here they might as well be in it.
      On further news, I think we might have a breach in security, Luther. You had better check all of your USB ports on you PC, and make sure none of them have been compromised. It possible someone might have installed one of those USB sticks that randomly hits the [Enter] key. The Czechs love that one.
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    22.04.2010 06:10 (Antwort)
    Wow 93 you sure do stay up late. I guess when you're out trying to catch the bad guys you loose a lot of sleep. If your mind is not clear to think straight you could start to tell some wild stories. An agent that is highly trained ( don't know what kennel )such as yourself must know how to deal with that sort of stress. Do you rest a lot on the planes? One day you're in N. Korea and the next you're talking about the Czechs. Are you breathing in some of that ash floating around while flying to and fro? Btw. Luther likes being compromised, but not his PC. grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      22.04.2010 06:38 (Antwort)
      Don't get me started on that ash! They made me fly right though it. Federal agents don't have to follow safety protocols.
      I keep forgetting you guys aren't in the know. Here's a little espionage 101. A zwinker at the end of a statement usually isn't the truth. But I guess I need to spell it out for you:
      Usa-guy, your next assignment is North Korea. You will be briefed on your mission upon arrival.
      And of course I stay up late. Who do you think is watching the streets at night, McGruff?
  • luther schreibt:
    22.04.2010 22:58 (Antwort)
    Be sure while in Korea not to ask anyone to wok your
    dog....McGruff might end up medium well done.... lachen lachen lachen
  • HOT schreibt:
    23.04.2010 12:39 (Antwort)
    Luther wrote: "HOT - Why won't you let him join us in the Forum???" Done, I sent him an invitation with log-in data.
    FBIman93, check your gmail and welcome to the forum! umarmen
    • HOT schreibt:
      23.04.2010 15:34 (Antwort)
      He declined the offer: "I appreciate the offer and the effort you made to get me invited to the forum, but for personal reasons I'm going to have to pass.
      Fbiman93"
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        24.04.2010 00:08 (Antwort)
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  • luther schreibt:
    23.04.2010 23:44 (Antwort)
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    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      23.04.2010 23:45 (Antwort)
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    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      23.04.2010 23:46 (Antwort)
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      • HOT schreibt:
        24.04.2010 00:11 (Antwort)
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    24.04.2010 03:09 (Antwort)
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  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    24.04.2010 04:50 (Antwort)
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    24.04.2010 06:22 (Antwort)
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  • luther schreibt:
    24.04.2010 14:07 (Antwort)
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    Of course all I ever say is " Yes dear, yes dear, yes
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    Let's see how fast you are this time..... Zunge
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    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      26.04.2010 05:28 (Antwort)
      Stay tuned for the latest updates for the "Lynne & Fbiman93 Wedding."

      Luther, I didn't know you were married. I thought you were all obsessed with Lynne. verwirrt Now my whole faith in humanity has gone down the tubes. traurig
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    26.04.2010 05:21 (Antwort)
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    26.04.2010 13:14 (Antwort)
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  • luther schreibt:
    26.04.2010 21:44 (Antwort)
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  • usa-guy schreibt:
    27.04.2010 01:49 (Antwort)
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  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    27.04.2010 01:49 (Antwort)
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    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      27.04.2010 02:27 (Antwort)
      Now that was just scary. besorgt
  • luther schreibt:
    27.04.2010 03:34 (Antwort)
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  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    27.04.2010 05:54 (Antwort)
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  • HOT schreibt:
    27.04.2010 16:08 (Antwort)
    It was an awful SMALL bed! But as he didn't fed me, I gnawed at the rope and at night, when he fell asleep, I was able to escape! He is totally crazy, he said "You are my hostage, you will be released when Lynne marries me!" Everybody knows it's only his sick fantasy, so it would have been a looong stay for me... besorgt
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    27.04.2010 23:56 (Antwort)
    So, has anyone ever found out if Lynne was actually at Tessa's party?
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    28.04.2010 00:00 (Antwort)
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  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    28.04.2010 00:28 (Antwort)
    Yes, The Simpsons are so not funny. And can't you tell that's just some spammer desperate for attention? Just ignore them. And you're side stepping the question:
    "So, has anyone ever found out if Lynne was actually at Tessa's party?" It's a simple question.
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    28.04.2010 02:30 (Antwort)
    Hey Luther if you can do the sidestep like Fbi says you're doing maybe you and Weedy can get together and he can square dance while you sidestep. coolFbi wants to know about Lynne and he never told us why he tied HOT to a bed. Was he planning to party with HOT? I think i could answer the Fbi question but it's been over a week since that party and i forgot what she looks like. Fbi guy, do you know what kind of clothes she was wearing? I know Tessa was there if that will help you any. I do know too that it cost a ton of money to get there and back. That flying ash problem was a big concern and some planes had to go to Canada. Yuk, one could get mugged in Canada or shot because i heard a lot of people over there are always talking about mug shots. lachen
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    28.04.2010 05:31 (Antwort)
    Hot wrote:
    "It was an awful SMALL bed! But as he didn't fed me, I gnawed at the rope and at night, when he fell asleep, I was able to escape! He is totally crazy, he said "You are my hostage, you will be released when Lynne marries me!" Everybody knows it's only his sick fantasy, so it would have been a looong stay for me... besorgt"

    First of all when I tie someone up they don't gnaw there way out. They're lucky if they can move their head at all. Second, how could anyone not know if the most beautiful woman in the world were at a party? verwirrt It's Lynne for crying out loud! You guys wouldn't have made that whole story up just to play with my heart would you? gebrochenes Herz Naaa...I know you guys are way too mature for that.
  • luther schreibt:
    28.04.2010 14:13 (Antwort)
    Sorry Fibman but we already discussed Tessa's goodbye
    party to pieces on that Forum you are too busy to join...
    Geez HOT even posted some outrageous pics he somehow
    got...Man, I don't know how HOT is so clever to find
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    If you are FBI then HOT is CIA!!!!

    Glad you realize how mature we are...some even think
    that Guy is over ripe.... grinsen
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    See, this is why I'm a field agent not a politician. I'm use to gathering facts and competing missions. Not talking in circles and redundantly restating information that has already been covered ten administrations ago.
    I'm just not into the same stuff you guys are. And since I haven't gotten an answer to the simple question: "Was Lynne at the party?" I'm just going to conclude that she wasn't. If HOT were actually at the party I would not consider it an award winning feat of world class espionage to get pictures from it. And since usa-guy has this "thing" going with Tessa on facebook I wouldn't think it would be that difficult for him to get some pictures either, but what do I know?

    Lynne, stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. - The Last of the Mohicans
  • HOT schreibt:
    28.04.2010 18:13 (Antwort)
    Of course we would never deceive you, FBI! This can only be done by yourself in believing such a fine girl like Lynne would prefer you over me! lachen

    Luther, please be cautious! My secret profession is not for everyone to know. OTOH, a cunning agent would find that out easily, so it again sheds some obscure light on the abilities of that "agent" that he is only asking but doesn't know anything from his own "investigations". Hey, FBI, do you know at all what the "I" in your name stands for? verwirrt
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    28.04.2010 18:56 (Antwort)
    Any agent knows there are some roads you just never want to go down.
    I have to say this really is a very good example of lack of coordination between agencies: HOT(CIA), usa-guy(WHITE HOUSE), and Myself(FBI).
    Now, if HOT's in the CIA, usa-guy is the president, and I'm in the FBI, where dose that leave luther?
    • HOT schreibt:
      29.04.2010 01:21 (Antwort)
      Chief commanding officer of the Canadian Mounties?
  • luther schreibt:
    28.04.2010 23:38 (Antwort)
    I'm left in Munich running the field office for
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    Tessa learn her new duties as an Agent in charge of
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  • usa-guy schreibt:
    29.04.2010 06:51 (Antwort)
    So he calls himself Fbiman, well i did some checking and the fbi title has nothing to do with the law. His fbi title means Fake Boob Identifier. I think he only wanted Lynne so he could check her out. Now that we know what he is up too we can tell Lynne to steer clear of him. Maybe that's why he tied HOT to the bed, so he can check out HOT to see how real he is. traurig
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    29.04.2010 23:01 (Antwort)
    I'm glad my boobs are covered in fur!!!!
    • HOT schreibt:
      30.04.2010 16:51 (Antwort)
      I'm glad, too! Would be a gross sight, if not pitable... grinsen
      • luther schreibt:
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  • usa-guy schreibt:
    01.05.2010 05:32 (Antwort)
    luther writes:
    05.01.2010 01:49am (Reply To)
    Great!!! We'd tear you apart on the Forum!!!

    This stuff in the blog was just a sample. lachen
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    01.05.2010 06:24 (Antwort)
    lachen That's good. You guys really are funny.
    I'm not worried. Lynne will save me. She has superhuman powers.
    Lynne can slam a revolving door.
    Lynne can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
    Lynne is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Lynne sleeps with a pillow under her gun.

    I love you Lynne! verliebt
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    Luther, look what you did no more Fbi guy. I think when you told him about Ani he had second thoughts. lachen
  • luther schreibt:
    03.05.2010 23:51 (Antwort)
    Hey,somebody had to warn him about the real Femme
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    04.05.2010 03:08 (Antwort)
    Nothing I haven't had to deal with in the field. cool
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    04.05.2010 03:57 (Antwort)
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    05.05.2010 15:40 (Antwort)
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    • HOT schreibt:
      05.05.2010 16:19 (Antwort)
      BTW - your account in the Forum is still waiting for you! I tell you that because this Blog section is usually not meant for long discussions, that schould be done in the Forum...
  • HOT schreibt:
    05.05.2010 15:47 (Antwort)
    Luther, the Forum is not Yourfield, but mine! grinsen
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  • luther schreibt:
    05.05.2010 21:05 (Antwort)
    Fbiguy - Okay, enough fooling around....we have a serious assignment for you.... cool

    Reports have reached us here in Munich about Lynne being
    monitored by an organization known as "Clipfish" besorgt

    We need you to use your highly trained skills to investigate them and report back whether Lynne is any
    danger or not... puh!

    Prove to HOT you are no douche-bag!!!! Zunge
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    06.05.2010 02:15 (Antwort)
    Hair clip, paper clip, clip joint, nail clip, but clip your fish???????? What are you guys smoking or drinking? Zunge
  • luther schreibt:
    06.05.2010 03:16 (Antwort)
    Hmmmm I'm starting to regret entrusting this critical
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    Okay - I suppose you need a little help -

    Clipfish GmbH & Co. KG
    Am Coloneum 1
    50829 Köln

    Infiltrate their headquarters by pretending to be a
    Music Video producer - use the name Bugsy Seigel..... cool
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      06.05.2010 05:37 (Antwort)
      Thanks a lot Luther. You just blew our cover. wütend We've been monitoring Clipfish monitoring Lynne for over two years now. And we almost had enough intel to complete "Operation: Kill the Fish." Well, I guess it's back to square one.
  • Luther schreibt:
    06.05.2010 13:59 (Antwort)
    Over 2 years to catch 1 fish.......... besorgt

    No wonder you guys can't find Osama or any WMD's... lachen


    Nevermind - We handled it ourselves -HOT ate them..... grinsen
    • Fbiman93 schreibt:
      06.05.2010 16:01 (Antwort)
      Oh, you don't want to get me started on all the bureaucratic red tape I have to deal with. (Lynne uses a machete to cut through it)
      • HOT schreibt:
        06.05.2010 16:19 (Antwort)
        Just a hint: Square One means, you first have to find out what Clipfish is about. Step two; What is Lynne\'s connection to Clipfish?
        The remaining steps to take you will find in the \"Beginner\'s Investigation Guide for G-Men to-be\" grinsen
  • usa-guy schreibt:
    06.05.2010 17:43 (Antwort)
    Just remember this Fbiman93 that if you want to keep the clipfish from smelling HOT said to cut off it's nose. lachen
  • Fbiman93 schreibt:
    06.05.2010 23:58 (Antwort)
    Alright. Just for the sake of argument, speaking hypothetically, lets for the moment assume I'm not completely restarted, and I was able to use my FBI trained super intelligent computer hacking skills to click on the the little "Movies" link over on the left and watch the clipfish videos. (BTW, [b]Dang[/b], Lynne is cute)
    From what I understand, and I might be wrong, the Lynne & clipfish relationship ended mid to late 2007.
    • luther schreibt:
      07.05.2010 13:14 (Antwort)
      Were you trying to say restarted or retarted? verwirrt

      There is a difference..... grinsen

      We are still trying to decide...... lachen
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  • luther schreibt:
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      10.05.2010 12:21 (Antwort)
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      • Fbiman93 schreibt:
        10.05.2010 12:29 (Antwort)
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        • HOT schreibt:
          10.05.2010 13:57 (Antwort)
          Exactly this was my intention! grinsen
          BTW, I was astonished about your comment to the new blog, the German you (?) wrote was nearly errorfree, so I am wandering which translation program you used or whether or not you have learned German some time?
          • Fbiman93 schreibt:
            10.05.2010 23:48 (Antwort)
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    Any particular work of Art you will be after???

    Perhaps Lynne's fave???? lachen
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      11.05.2010 05:33 (Antwort)
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