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Luther · **Joined:** 01.12.2006, 14:42 **Posts:** 19402

Thanks Tessa and thanks HOT!!!

Wow !!! we are soooo lucky!!!

Tessa is writing better blogs then I have ever seen before!!!! Some are
so insightful - others ( like this last one ) are so funny!!!! Hr Hr Hr Hr :lol:

Tessa just makes this story so cute!!!

I could see it all in my minds eye....

Home Depot will never be the same..... :lol:

Keep up the good work, guys !!!!

Tim · **Posted:** 25.05.2010, 02:50

Right you are Luther! You just can't put a price on that kind of thing. :lol:

usa-guy · **Joined:** 02.04.2008, 20:37 **Posts:** 7538

Dennis has a woody?

HOT · **Posted:** 26.05.2010, 19:36

Or this one?

U-Lee · **Posted:** 28.05.2010, 03:14

Thanks Hot and Tessa.

Tessa had made it hard to walk into Home Depot, Lowes and Merards... Than to walk by the quarter rounds..

The price we pay for automation. Without laughing.

HOT · **Posted:** 28.05.2010, 21:24

baby, i've got what it cakes! / my obsession for cupcakes
Mai 28, 2010 at 11:26 am
Wahuuu!

Yesterday night I have baked cupcakes with my rommmate Stefan. Inducement was a sugar-sweet layouted recipe I found in one of the numerous women's magazines. Pastel-like tartlets with the subline "All wwant cupcakes!" brought me to try this recipe. But of course: With the double amount of EVERYTHING!

Til tonight we have stirred, baked, frosted, decorated. And now there are 64 of them! (A few I have brought to the agenca, so now we have about 10 less.

So yesterday after work we went to REWE then again to Tengelmann [supermarket chains in Germany], because REWE had de-listed(!) organic eggs. Norbert has been so kind, to insert one of the pictures I took yesterday night [no, not me, must have been the other Norbert, Bart=Norbert Marks].I have no clue, how that is done.

Actually you could earn a lot of money with them, as well as they are received. If you could only send them by [snail] mail...

Arghaaaa, that has been so much f!

You should definitely try that, too!

So, baby: take what it cakes!

[ click the pic for the flick!]

Luther · **Joined:** 01.12.2006, 14:42 **Posts:** 19402

MMMMMMMMM!!! They look so yummy!!!

Tessa is as good at baking as she is at blogging!!!!! :lol:

She can bake cookies with me anytime!!!

Thanks guys - For the Blog and the translation...

U-Lee · **Posted:** 29.05.2010, 06:46

Thanks Hot for taking the time to do this translation.

Than there is Tessa hitting us twice with a blog and to top thing off with cupcakes...

Vielen Dank Tessa..

And Guy you can only have one.. :lol:

And a big time Thanks to Norbert Mark with his help with Tessa blog...

HOT · **Posted:** 31.05.2010, 05:51

Intended use: "You and this sheet: Only zeroes!"/ easy like sunday morning
May 30 2010 at 6:58 pm
What for a day!
After we have watched together the Eurovision Song Contest in a pub yesterday - not far from home - and stumbled home having downed two and a half giant cocktails (they are already enough for me to be in "good mood"), I asked my roommates the following question:

You drive your car at a steady speed.
On the left side there is a slope.
On the right side drives a giant fire engine at the same speed as you do.
In front of you a pig gallops, which is bigger than your car, and you can't pass by.
Behind you a helicopter which flies at ground level chases you.
The pig and the helicopter go exactly at the same speed as you.
What do you do to escape this situation, without endangering yourself?

That Lena has won I think is super, BTW! Somehow I like her, although her dancing style reminds of a monkey-circus.

Then tonight I tried to demonstrate some card tricks, but either I was too drunk or the boys were simply cleverer than I thought.
Usually my tricks are quite good, but nevertheless they have revealed every one... Hmm...

Anyway, today will be absolutely "hang around day". I have done nothing, except having eaten, bathed and surfed. And if you ask me: I will not do anything else today.
The weather brings my motivation - which is anyway running with a cocktail naked over the meadow - to it's knees: It rains more or less continuously, a strong wind blows into the bargain and it is simply depriving.

A few weeks ago I would have said, "Free Kachelmann [ a popular weather host on TV, who is accused to have raped his then girl friend and is now in jail, waiting for his trial ] and the weather will be fine again!"
But meanwhile I don't really believe anymore he's innocent...
OTOH his career is in the cellar anyway [yes, that's how she wrote it, and this expression is in German as uncommon as it is in English] - see Andreas Türck [a talkshow host, who later was proven innocent, but never returned to the TV screen].
But stop: Will it always rain now??? Just like in Seattle? Uh!

So now. Think about my question and behave well - at least this one rainy and demotivating Sunday long!

Tessa

U-Lee · **Posted:** 31.05.2010, 16:17

Hot is on his J.O.B today...
Big time Thanks Hot..
l wasn't looking for a new blog from our sweet lady today. I wonder why... On this this side of the pond it's a holiday..

Tessa wrote:

You drive your car at a steady speed.
On the left side there is a slope.
On the right side drives a giant fire engine at the same speed as you do.
In front of you a pig gallops, which is bigger than your car, and you can't pass by.
Behind you a helicopter which flies at ground level chases you.
The pig and the helicopter go exactly at the same speed as you.
What do you do to escape this situation, without endangering yourself?

I will answer this on the blog page... But I think that Tessa may had a little more that Two. (2) To come up with this one..

Next time Tessa should have some....

Thanks Tessa for the brain teaser...

HOT · **Posted:** 31.05.2010, 19:02

I would jump on the fire engine!

Luther · **Joined:** 01.12.2006, 14:42 **Posts:** 19402

I'm with HOT - jump on the fire engine!!

In the meantime - don't play strip poker with your room mates - they seem to have figured out your
"tells" - you might lose your shirt to them!!! ( Not to mention your thong..... :shock:

)

I hope you get some sunshine soon!!!

Best Wishes Luther :lol:

HOT · **Posted:** 01.06.2010, 23:16

You should have had the courage to write that in the Blog section... :cool:

But your "deflowering" comment was great - fitted so brilliantly into the context... :lol:

Luther · **Joined:** 01.12.2006, 14:42 **Posts:** 19402

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor !

I think I am safe to say things here in the Forum that I couldn't elsewhere......

Jeez - Some Prudes might even call my offerings Spam!...can you imagine????

HOT · **Posted:** 02.06.2010, 16:44

Whaaaat??? Noooo, never ever! :lol:

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